Hildy the Heckling Hydra

Ever the heckler, Hildy has been able to get away with her commentary for years for the simple reason if she got carried away and lost her head, she'd just grow back two more. But now her cranial follicles have dried up and she can no longer produce additional noggins. At the rate she's going, she'll be a headless hydra before the year's out!

Your sponsorship will go toward counseling to help Hildy learn how to interact with others without losing her head. She has but 3 left.

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R.O.U.S. - Jethro

This R.O.U.S. is baring his teeth, and for good reason. His owner purchased a SuperSmart Car and there is no longer any room for Jethro!

BREED: Rodent of Unusual Size
AGE: 843
HABITAT: Fire Swamp
DIET: They'll eat anything, including live human flesh
LIKES: Human flesh
QUIRKS: They can be pacified by listening to clips of Shirley Temple in her youth. (Note, this factoid is not canon, just an opinion based on personal experience)
DANGER POSED: They are dangerous, but only attack if they smell blood or outnumber their opponent

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Lost blobfish

Hi beastie besties. We've been asked to serve as the contact point for information on Bob, a blobfish who's gone missing. Please help us get the word out, and get Bob home!

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Igor - eaglet

IGOR - This sweet little eaglet was born blind, and thus, not able to fly. He was found with a broken wing on the rocks below his birth nest. Both his mother and father disowned him, and he is in need of a cozy home. He is quiet and gentle, and requires little care—the perfect companion for someone housebound.

AGE: 29 days
LIKES: Gummy worms
QUIRKS: His gate is akin to that of Charlie Chaplin's "tramp." Igor is fond of executing pivot turns when out for a walk, often tripping up his caregiver.

When you adopt this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the American Eagle Foundation.

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Brynee - merchild

BRYNEE - This darling young mer is incapable of swimming, yet she possesses an indomitable spirit and sense of wonder. Her favorite activity is racing around the ocean on her seahorse, Sea Bikkie.

AGE: 34 months
LIKES: Blowing bubbles
QUIRKS: She is something of a giggler, and her giggles have proven to be infectious to those around her

When you adopt this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the Dolphin Project.

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

A truly bad hair day

Poor Medusa — Can't win 'em all!

Tootsy - Bumble Bunny

LOST 

TOOTSY - A rare Bumble Bunny, Tootsy eats only flowers, and makes an adorable buzzing sound when she sleeps. She was found roaming a tulip farm and is thought to be a domestic pet who is lost. Any information on her family will be kept in confidence.

LOCATION: Found in Keukenhof, Lisse, Holland
AGE: 3 months
OBSERVATIONS: She is initially skittish, but once trust is established, she becomes something of a cuddle bug.

When you sponsor this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the Animal Defense League of Texas.

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Keiko the baby baku

When you sponsor Keiko, we will make
a donation to Save the Elephants

As is part and parcel of being a baku, little Keiko has the head of an elephant, the ears of a rhinoceros, the legs of a tiger, the body of a bear, and the tail of a cow. This has left this sweet creature with what can only be described as an "identity crisis."

Your sponsorship will not only be applied to Keiko's feeding and grooming, but will help cover the costs of her psychological counseling, which at present is extensive and ongoing.

BREED: Baku
AGE: 209
HABITAT: The fantasy forest
DIET: Devours nightmares
LIKES: Children (to play with, not eat)
QUIRKS: Best friend is a platypus
DANGER POSED: Don't call on her too often, or you'll risk the loss of your hopes and dreams

"Legend has it that a person who wakes up from a bad dream can call out to baku. A child having a nightmare in Japan will wake up and repeat three times, "Baku-san, come eat my dream." Legends say that the baku will come into the child's room and devour the bad dream, allowing the child to go back to sleep peacefully. However, calling to the baku must be done sparingly, because if he remains hungry after eating one's nightmare, he may also devour their hopes and desires as well, leaving them to live an empty life. The baku can also be summoned for protection from bad dreams prior to falling asleep at night. In the 1910s, it was common for Japanese children to keep a baku talisman at their bedside." [source: Wikipedia]

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Georg - griffin

GEORG - This majestic griffin suffered a lightning strike that resulted in the loss of his memory. Ever since, he has been going through an identity crisis, one day believing he is a tabby cat, the next day believing he is a parakeet. We seek a home that fosters patience and tolerance.

AGE: 2 years
LIKES: He loves to sing along to opera arias
QUIRKS: He is obsessed with mirrors and has been known to spend entire days gazing at his reflection and preening.

When you adopt this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the PAWS Chicago.

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Peculiar Pet Fair

We're in the brainstorming phase, so lots could change or be added, but for now, save the date!

22 November 2020

NOW ON HOLD UNTIL 2021 DUE TO NEW CITY REGULATIONS

Albert - former dragon

ALBERT - This handsome sea serpent is actually a dragon whose wings were cut off for use in illicit aphrodisiacs, as has once again become common in Dimension Xi, despite severe penalties. We rescued him from a county refuse site where workers reported hearing wailing emanating from a massive mound of trash.

AGE: 856 years

LIKES: Hot wings. (He's well aware of the irony.)

QUIRKS: While Albert has taken well to the water, he misses flying. Parasailing outings are highly encouraged to keep his spirits soaring.

When you sponsor this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the Seal Beach Animal Care Center.

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 
or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.