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Albert - former dragon

ALBERT - This handsome sea serpent is actually a dragon whose wings were cut off for use in illicit aphrodisiacs, as has once again become common in Dimension Xi, despite severe penalties. We rescued him from a county refuse site where workers reported hearing wailing emanating from a massive mound of trash.

AGE: 856 years
LIKES: Hot wings. (He's well aware of the irony.)
QUIRKS: While Albert has taken well to the water, he misses flying. Parasailing outings are highly encouraged to keep his spirits soaring.

When you befriend this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the Seal Beach Animal Care Center.


$25 - Digital
Include NAME of beastie
.     💝     . $40 - Parcel
Include NAME of beastie
.     💝     . $65 - Post+ - This option NOT AVAILABLE CURRENTLY
Please put ALBERT'S NAME in the apropos box above