Befriending

When you befriend a creature, you assure it a second chance at a meaningful life. 

Many of our rescues have gone on to work in service industries in their realms. The Ridge Trolls of Dim Sigma have been invaluable in moving mountains, and Megalodons have proven to be highly effective underwater-prison guards. See the Featured Creatures page for limited opportunities. All others may be found in our Beastie Bios section.

Beastie Befriending Opportunities

We offer 3 options for those who wish to befriend a little darling in need. Volunteer Quillers (kids who write the thank-you notes for the beasties) are given a week to complete each letter. 

So please allow 2 weeks for receipt of digital communiques, 3 weeks for post.

$25 DIGITAL DIFFERENCE includes:

• Digital Certificate of Friendship
• Email Thank-You note on behalf of your creature (as penned by a child in our Golden Quillers program) 
• Donation to the animal-aid organization listed (or another of your choosing) + donation to Whimsicalitea arts nonprofit

$40 PARCEL POST includes:

• Wax-sealed Certificate of Friendship
• Mailed Thank-You note on behalf of your creature (as penned by a child in our Golden Quillers program) 
• Donation to the animal-aid organization listed (or another of your choosing) + donation to Whimsicalitea arts nonprofit

$65 POST PLUS includes:

Note: This option is only available for Featured Creatures. The list changes monthly

• 3 Surprise Gifties (examples: a mini plush or keychain, ears, tiny toy)
• 6 Oddball Updates & Coloring pages emailed from your beastie (sent bi-monthlyish)
• Invitation to join our private FC&EMR Friends Facebook group (with penpal opportunities—through parent's account)
• Wax-sealed Certificate of Friendship
• Mailed Thank-You note on behalf of your creature (as penned by a child in our Golden Quillers program)  
• Donation to the animal-aid organization listed (or another of your choosing) + donation to Whimsicalitea arts nonprofit

FAQ

Are the creatures spayed and neutered? 

In short, no. Most species are underpopulated, thus our creatures are never castrated nor hysterectomied. Rather, they are encouraged to procreate to avoid extinction.

Are the creatures' shots current? 

No, we do not shoot animals.

Do you offer refunds? 

Again, no, and shame on you for asking!