... New beasties as well as the Peculiar Pet Fair coming 2023 ... (roar) ... (squawk) ... (squeak) ... (snort) ...

Albert - former dragon

ALBERT - This handsome sea serpent is actually a dragon whose wings were cut off for use in illicit aphrodisiacs, as has once again become common in Dimension Xi, despite severe penalties. We rescued him from a county refuse site where workers reported hearing wailing emanating from a massive mound of trash.

AGE: 856 years
LIKES: Hot wings. (He's well aware of the irony.)
QUIRKS: While Albert has taken well to the water, he misses flying. Parasailing outings are highly encouraged to keep his spirits soaring.

When you sponsor this creature, a donation will be made in your name to the Seal Beach Animal Care Center.

$25 - Digital
.     💝     . $40 - Paper
.     💝     . $5 Monthly
Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 
or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Coming Thanksgiving weekend 2020

Beginning September 2020, the Academy of Omniosophical Arts & Sciences will undertake rescue efforts to save mythological beings who are persecuted or on the verge of extinction. 

This program will enable caring citizens to:
  • Learn about creatures that may be new to them
  • Foster tolerance between species
  • Sponsor a fabled creature and receive certification plus a thank-you letter on behalf of your creature
  • Feel warm and fuzzy when money is donated (in the citizen's name) to a recognized animal-rescue organization or shelter

Details to be posted 1 September 2020
(unless our webmaster is spirited away by harpies)

The Nemean Lion's share of all proceeds (50+%) will be forwarded to traditional animal-rescue organizations. Feel free to name a specific recipient when adopting your critter.