Hildy the Heckling Hydra

Ever the heckler, Hildy has been able to get away with her commentary for years for the simple reason if she got carried away and lost her head, she'd just grow back two more. But now her cranial follicles have dried up and she can no longer produce additional noggins. At the rate she's going, she'll be a headless hydra before the year's out!

Your sponsorship will go toward counseling to help Hildy learn how to interact with others without losing her head. She has but 3 left.

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R.O.U.S. - Jethro

This R.O.U.S. is baring his teeth, and for good reason. His owner purchased a SuperSmart Car and there is no longer any room for Jethro!

BREED: Rodent of Unusual Size
AGE: 843
HABITAT: Fire Swamp
DIET: They'll eat anything, including live human flesh
LIKES: Human flesh
QUIRKS: They can be pacified by listening to clips of Shirley Temple in her youth. (Note, this factoid is not canon, just an opinion based on personal experience)
DANGER POSED: They are dangerous, but only attack if they smell blood or outnumber their opponent

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.

Lost blobfish

Hi beastie besties. We've been asked to serve as the contact point for information on Bob, a blobfish who's gone missing. Please help us get the word out, and get Bob home!

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Please indicate your beast of choice in the "note to seller" section of the PayPal transaction page, 

or simply email us at OmniOcademy+Beasties@gmail.com.