Ever the heckler, Hildy has been able to get away with her commentary for years for the simple reason if she got carried away and lost her head, she'd just grow back two more. But now her cranial follicles have dried up and she can no longer produce additional noggins. At the rate she's going, she'll be a headless hydra before the year's out!
Your befriendship will go toward counseling to help Hildy learn how to interact with others without losing her head. She has but 3 left. Sadly, when she loses one, two do not grow back.
Please put HILDY'S NAME in the apropos box above